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Boring technology is a moral position


There's a quiet arrogance in always reaching for the newest thing. It says: I will be here forever, and I will enjoy the novelty, and the maintenance is someone else's problem. Most of the time, that someone else is a stranger — or you, eighteen months from now, having forgotten everything.

The people who come after

Every line of code is a small promise to a future maintainer. Picking a boring, well-trodden tool is keeping that promise: the documentation exists, the failure modes are known, the Stack Overflow answers are old enough to be true. You are trading a little of your own excitement for a lot of someone else's sanity.

Novelty has a place

This isn't a vow of poverty. New tools earn their keep when the problem is genuinely new, or when the old way is actively bleeding. The discipline is telling the difference — and being honest that "I was bored" is not the same as "the old way failed."

The position

Boring technology is a moral position because software is a social act. You rarely build alone, and you never build for nobody. Choosing the dependable thing is choosing other people over your own novelty itch. I lose that fight sometimes. But I know which side I'm supposed to be on.