est. 2018 · szczecin, poland ● availability: open — 1 retainer + 1 short build vol. viii — no. 42 · may 2026
late edition
EN·PL·
„Moin." Mein Deutsch reicht gerade fürs Essenbestellen, „die Karte, bitte" und „zahlen, bitte". Für alles Weitere — lieber Englisch oder Polnisch. 🍺

The Perliński Gazette

all the stack that's fit to ship
single issue
one email
§ z — the back rooma language model, in your browseroff the record
curiosities · client-side AI

The Oracle.

No backend, no API key, no data leaving your machine. A small language model (Qwen2.5 0.5B, or a compatible 1B model on GPUs without f16) loads straight into your browser over WebGPU and runs on your own hardware. First wake downloads the weights (≈0.4–1 GB, cached after). Then ask the night editor something — about the stack, the city, or the meaning of a deadline.